bisexualpunk:

cat-core:

castleoflions:

This was a card at Target.

I laughed for fucking ever.

omg

someone get this for me

(via thehunterandhisfallenangel)

Yes, please comment on my weight in a negative way disguised as a compliment again.
Things like, “she’s a big lady- seriously she even makes YOU look small”
And
“You know maybe when summer comes you’ll lose a little bit of that extra weight”
And
“How can I gain weight as easily as you do?”
Are exactly what a self - conscious girl needs to hear in the middle of a conversation where she hasn’t even mentioned her weight.

genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

(via adriofthedead)

nazerine:

I love japanese bc it’s so regular and logical. eg,

kore = this, sore = that, dore = which
koko = here, soko = there, doko = where
koitsu = this person, soitsu = that person, doitsu = germany

(via theblueboxonbakerstreet)

eamonndot:

Apparently, I fought well.

eamonndot:

Apparently, I fought well.

(via beneaththedurbanskiess)

Try and stop me from posting selfies… I dare you

Try and stop me from posting selfies… I dare you

officialdaddyegbert:

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boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

officialdaddyegbert:

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boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

(via theblueboxonbakerstreet)

Oh no…

I fell asleep at like 12:30 PM and woke up at 5PM and I just wanna go back to sleep but if I do I’ll probably wake up at like 3 am…. and if I wake up at 3am and I gotta be at work by 8am and then work till 5pm… I’ll be so tired. But I’m so tired now? AHHHHHHH!!!!

aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

(via beneaththedurbanskiess)